Married at First Sight … C’mon Paige???

LaDawn Black
2 min readMar 1, 2021

My latest thoughts on #MAFS. It is turning into a horror show.

I needed to ready myself for the Chris f!?!kery this week.

Paige is stupid. He didn’t fly home with you, grinned while you were hurting during the counseling session and chooses to whisper his fear of love to you. WHY …. WHY??? Paige is stupid that’s why.

I swear at this point if they said that they were both actors to make the show more interesting — I would be so darn happy. Chris isn’t rich, cute, charming, famous … nothing. He has tits! I said it … I know you guys have seen them too. Why won’t she just give up? I can’t with them.

Briana is on my nerves too. She talks slick and is upsetting Vincent and I don’t like it. She better be nicer to champagne Vinny. I am getting strong Miles & Karen vibes from them right now. He is kind and sometimes she isn’t.

What is up with Ryan? He hit the lady lottery with Clara. They are going to work out, but I think Clara isn’t going to get anything she wants in this relationship.

Virginia isn’t ready to be married.

Jacob is relationship gold and Haley is going to trade him in for being odd. Dummy.

#Thatisall

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LaDawn Black

Black is a relationship expert, author and media personality. IG/Twitter @teasebyladawn and ladawnblack.com.